The Ugly - That fat girl with bad make-up. She wears cheap clothes that are a size too small. Her friends bring her along to make themselves look better while cruising the bars. She tries to make up for it with "a great sense of humor" but she just ends up being a pathetic caricature of herself. You hate yourself for looking at her near the end of the night with beer goggles and wondering about the possibilities. The Tiburon